The Ultimate Mac and Cheese Upgrade: A Stoner’s Delight


If you’re in the mood for a seriously indulgent and satisfying meal, you’ve come to the right place. We’re about to take your ordinary mac and cheese to a whole new level with a recipe we affectionately call “Mac and Cheese on Crack!” This isn’t your grandma’s mac and cheese – it’s a stoner’s dream come true. So, grab your ingredients and get ready to embark on a flavor-packed journey.


  • 1 box of your favorite pasta (follow package directions for cooking)
  • 1/4 cup of milk
  • 2 tablespoons of margarine
  • 2 cups of shredded cheese (cheddar, mozzarella, or your favorite blend)
  • 1/4 cup of powdered cheese (from the mac and cheese box)
  • 1 cup of your preferred lunch meat, diced (ham, turkey, or even bacon)
  • 1 packet of dressing mix


Preparation: Start by chopping your lunch meat into small bits. While you’re doing this, bring a pot of water to a rolling boil. Once the water is boiling, add the pasta and cook according to the package directions. When the pasta is done, drain it.

Create the Base: Turn off the burner but keep the pot on the warm stove. Return the drained pasta to the pot. Add the milk, margarine, and shredded cheese. Give it a good stir until everything is beautifully combined.

Cheese Explosion: It’s time to enhance that cheesy goodness even further. Sprinkle in the powdered cheese from your mac and cheese box and stir it in. This is where things get seriously cheesy!

Meet the Meat: Now, it’s time to introduce your diced lunch meat to the party. Sprinkle it over the top and, of course, stir once more. This step adds a savory twist that takes this mac and cheese to the next level.

Dress it Up: Finally, we can’t forget the dressing mix. Sprinkle this magical mix generously over your mac and cheese. It’s best if you completely cover the macaroni with it, giving it that extra burst of flavor.

Serve and Enjoy: Dish out this masterpiece into two bowls, and get ready for a taste sensation like no other. The combination of creamy, cheesy pasta with the savory lunch meat and the zesty dressing mix is pure bliss. You’ll savor every bite!


There you have it – the ultimate stoner’s mac and cheese upgrade, “Mac and Cheese on Crack!” This dish is perfect for when you’re craving something indulgent and satisfying. It’s a cheesy, savory, and downright addictive creation that’s sure to become a favorite. So, gather your ingredients, follow these easy steps, and indulge in a bowl of mac and cheese that’s out of this world. Enjoy!

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